Sweet Shadow
The Funny Funny Ha Ha Page

Funny Jokes, Riddles, and Thingies

Children's Books That Didn't Make it
1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegtables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide To Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Lukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
17. Starngers Have The Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying To Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. "Pop! Goes The Hamster!"...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man On The Moon IS Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, And Your School
26. Why Can't Mr.Fork and Ms.Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Only In America........
1.Can you get a pizza to your house faster then an Ambulance.
2.Are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skateing rink.
3.Do drugstores make Sick people walk all the way to the back to get thier perscriptions while healthy people can but their ciggarettes in the front.
4.Do people order double cheeseburgers, Large fries, and a diet coke. 
5.Do banks leave both doors open and chain their pens to the counter.
6.Do we leave car worth thousands of dollars in the drive way while they leave worthless junk in the garage.
7.Do we use answering machines to screen calls while we have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.Do we buy hot dogs in packages in ten and buns in packages of eight.
9.Do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli'' in latin meaning many and "tics" meaning bloodsucking creatures.
10.Do they have drive-up ATM machines with braile.

     Witticisms
1. That sex was so good the neighbors had a cigarette.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Good girls get fat, Bad girls get eaten.
4. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
5. This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way
6. Life is a buffet....so EAT ME!
7. If you don't like the way I drive get off the sidewalk
8. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
9. I love preps...DEAD ONES!
10. This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.
11. I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
12. I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
13. Sex on televsion can't hurt you....unless you fall off.
14. Guns don't kill people....but they make it really easy.
15. IRS we got what it takes to take what you got.
 
 

                                   One Liners
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in 8 flavors
 
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate Something (8.XXXXXX)
 
Q. Whats the difference Between erotic and Kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather..kinky is using the whole Chicken
 
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mom
 
Q. What do you call a prostitue with a runny nose?
A. Full
 
 
 
 

Home | About Me | Favorite Links | Contact Me | Lyrics and Quotes | Stuff | Friends | Shout Outs | Journals | Quiz Results | Band Pictures | The Funny Funny Ha Ha Page | Friend quotes | My Hotties | Cool Thingeys | Johnny and Zim page | Kiefer and Wayne pics

Product Of Moose INC.